FAQ?!

1. Does this site even really need an FAQ?
   Yes. I get asked too many times.
2. Are you edible yet?
   NO!
3. What are your ghost powers?
   I can float.
4. Do you have anyone you want to meet?
   Markiplier.
5. Why isn't X feature on this site?
   Because I haven't finished building it yet, duh.